I Shidded Socks

Thank you for loving me even though I fard and shid. The perfect valentine design for those who have an immature (but hilarious) sense of humor!

Aw man, MILF, am I right!? So slender, so flexible, so... fuzzy! Man, I love ferrets!!

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it - you like my muscles? Gee, thanks, I workout. Show off your love of working out and Ariana's pop singles with this, "I See It I Like It I Lift It I Gain It" lifting parody design!

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Those soft kitty tums are just IRRESISTIBLE! Very few cats will let you touch it without the risk of losing a few fingers.... but totally worth it. RIP hand. this 7 rings parody shirt is great for cat lovers!

I am the one who puts the "I" in Anxiety! Show off your anxiety with these sassy and funny, anxiety socks.

Show off your spooky, ghostly independence with this Boo What I Want sassy inspired design! Perfect for feeling paranormal, halloween haunting, and telling others I do what I want, because you're supernatural!

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

Ef you I do what I want, sleep when I want, eat what I want, and will knock stuff off tables whenever it feels right. Be radically self deciding with your sleep schedule with this cute and sassy cat design!

My most humble apologies, haters, but I doth what I wanteth and thou art going to have to deal with it! Show off your Shakespearian sass with this "I Doth What I Wanteth" sassy design! Perfect for loving literature, feeling sassy, and doing what you want!

The puffy fishy family includes many familiar species variously called pufferfish, puffers, balloonfish, blowfish, blowies, bubblefish, globefish, swellfish, toadfish, toadies, honey toads, sugar toads, and sea squab. This puffy fishy says "Don't Touch Me I Stabby" and he means it! Don't mess with the puffy fam!

William Shakespeare don't give a F***eth. Show off that you "doeth what you wanteth" with these funny, sassy, Shakespearian socks!

No one can tell you what to do, show off your sassy honk humor with this, "I Do What I Want" goose design, featuring a goose spreading its wings.

I was working from home and I SOAP- Save lives and practice civic responsibility by washing your hands with this funny meme parody!

As a person with a uterus, I have one thing to say to the government - it's my body so I'm going to do whatever the hell I want with it! Decisions about women's bodies should be made by women!!

Do what you want and eat what you want with this funny, "I Eat What I Want" raccoon design! Perfect for eating garbage, being trash, and raccoon lovers!

I Don't Care, I'm just going to be the magical me I know how to be. If you're a magical unicorn full of life and fashion sense, this dope i don't care design is for you. Perfect for majestic human beings who love to keep it real and honestly DGAF.

Eat what and whenever you feel like with this, "I Eat What I Want Whenever I Want To" opossum design! Perfect for loving opossums, trash animals, and eating what you want whenever you want to!

I was brewing potions and cackling into the moonlight and flying around and i SWOOP- casted a hex spell on someone. Get straight up spooky with this funny witchy halloween design!

I would join you, but the dogs need me! Show off your intense love for dogs and rescues with this, "Sorry I Can't I Have Dogs To Rescue" dog lover design. Perfect for dog people, rescuing dogs, and loving animals!

I Love You Like I Love Satan. Which is kind of a lot ;) Show your love for the devil and your partner with this occult design!

These funny fitness socks are great for those of us who hate working out but force ourselves to do it anyway. I won't quit but I will cuss the whole time! Tell your trainer that you love and hate them equally. These workout socks are perfect for fans of gym and fitness memes.

Time to refuel! Show off your love for coffee and donuts with this, "Yeah I Run, I Run On Coffee & Donuts, So Plz Get Me Some" and get your goodies to keep going!

You're never too young to learn how to stay woke. Show off your young social justice warrior of the future with this "I Love Naps But I Stay Woke" political baby outfit! Perfect for activists, fighting for justice, equality and human rights!

7 Rings? More like 7 tacos. Show off your love of tacos and pop music with this funny, "I See It I Like It I Want It I Ate It" Ariana Grande, funny taco design! Perfect for popular music parodies, hungry jokes and taco love!

Introducing the ultimate sock for all the cat lovers out there! Our "I Do What I Want Cat" socks lets you channel your inner feline while flaunting your independent spirit. Not one to be tied down by any rules or societal norms, these sassy socks are perfect for those who live life on their own terms. Go ahead and knock over a glass or two, these socks are just as carefree as you are. And when people ask why you're so bold and daring, you can simply point to your feet and let the socks do the talking. Whether you're lounging at home or out on a wild adventure, these rebellious feline-inspired socks are the perfect accessory for any occasion. So don't be shy, let your inner cat run wild and wear our "I Do What I Want Cat" socks with pride!

I Really Hate Sports, They are Dumb, and I Don't Care. Ugh if I hear one more person talk about fall football imma lose my mind. Show off your sassy anti-sports attitude, and see if u can piss off fans as much as they piss you off, pick your matches wisely.

Eat what you want, when you want! Show off your hunger and love for food with this funny, "I Eat What I Want" shark splashing in the sea design.

Just chip it all that anxiety away! Make waterfalls out of cliffs with this, "I Wish I Could Terraform My Anxiety" anxiety parody design. Perfect for anxious gamers, nerds, and virtually simulating your problems away.

This shark design is great for all great white fans who can relate to the pressure like "I just want to be as great as they say I am." This shark week design is perfect for fans of shark memes, animal puns and shark jokes.